I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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Joe and Mariel Warren of Swan Valley, ID
23' 2004 Toy Hauler, 1997 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins
90Lb. Yellow Lab (Kong), 70Lb. Germ Shep Mix (Coco)
Linear Mode
